MORE PIC'S TO BE ADDED SOON!!
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Different Types of Comdoms
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Nike Condoms : - Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms : - The ride of your life.
Sony Condoms : - Do not underestimate the power of Sony Condoms.
Microsoft Condoms : - Where do you want to put it today?
KFC Condoms : - Finger Licking Good.
M&Ms Condoms : - Melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway Condoms : - Lightening the Load
Abbey National Condoms : - Because life's complicated enough
Ever Ready Condoms : - Keep going and going ...
ESSO Condoms: - The eye of the Tiger
Pringles Condoms : - Once you pop, you can't stop.
Burger King Condoms:- Home of the Whopper.
Goodyear Condoms : "For a longer ride go wide"
Ronseal Condoms - does what it says on the packet!
Vauxhall condoms - Raising the Standard!
ONdigital condoms - Plug and Play !!!
L'Oreal condoms - Because I'm worth it
Pepsi Condoms - Taste the difference, do the Pepsi Challenge.
Guiness Condoms - Good things come to those who wait
Polo Mint Condoms - The one with the hole
Muller Yoghurt Condoms- Pleasure without the pain
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Women Drivers Making it hard for others.
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Women Drivers
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Please note that with the arrival of the new "Drive-thru" cash point
machines customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their
vehicles.
To enable users to use this new facility the following procedures have
been drawn up. Please read the procedure that applies to your own
circumstances (i.e. MALE or FEMALE) and remember them for when you use the machine for the first time.
MALE PROCEDURE
1 Drive up to the cash machine.
2 Wind down your car window.
3 Insert card into machine and enter PIN > >
4 Enter amount of cash required and withdraw. > >
5 Retrieve card, cash and receipt > >
6 Wind up window
7 Drive off
FEMALE PROCEDURE
1 Drive up to cash machine
2 Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine
3 Re-start the stalled engine
4 Wind down the window
5 Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
6 Locate make-up bag and check make-up in rear view mirror
7 Attempt to insert card into machine
8 Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive
distance from the car
9 Insert card
10 Re-insert card the right way up
11 Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back
page
12 Enter PIN
13 Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN
14 Enter amount of cash required
15 Re-check make up in rear view mirror
16 Retrieve cash and receipt
17 Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside
18 Place receipt in back of cheque book
19 Check eyelashes in mirror
20 Drive forwards 2 meters
21 Reverse back to cash machine
22 Retrieve card
23 Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot
provided
24 Restart stalled engine and pull off
25 Drive for 3 to 4 miles
26 Release hand brake
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Aladin giving jas a porking
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MAN OR WOMEN? YOU TELL ME....
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